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Q: What's small and blue and doesn't move?
A: Dead baby in a freezer. Q: What do ya get when you put a dead baby in the washer?
A: A blood stain Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to 10 trees. Q: what do u get when u put a deadbaby in a blender?
A: hot wax and oil Q:What do ya get when you put a dead baby in a meat grinder?
A:Cat Food Q: whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferari?(sp)
A: i dont ahve a ferari in my garage Q: What's small and red and crawling up your leg?
A: An abortion with homesickness. Q: whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies?
A: the one live one eating its way up from the bottom Q: what is red and yellow and at the top of a pool?
A: floaties wth a slashed baby. Q: how do you get a baby into a jar?
A: blender Q: What is funnier then a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in clown makeup Q: how do you tell how old a baby is?
A: chop off its head and count the rings! Q: What is the difference between a dump truck full of dead babies and one filled with bowling balls?
A: You can unload the dead babies with a pitch fork. Q: What do ya call a dead baby's legs when fully cooked?
A: Drumsticks...... Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: 2 scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby. Q: what do ya call the head of a dead baby?
A: A baseball Q: what the difference between a dead baby and a mute retard vegeble?
A: NONE Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
A: one dead baby in 10 garbage cans Q: What do you call a dead who is greatful?
A: Jerry Garcia's son. Q: whats funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby with a clown costume! Q: Whacta call a dead baby that commits suicide?
A: A born again...... Q: how do you get it back out?
A1: chips
A2: spoon
A3: straw Q: What's black and blue and cries a lot?
A: The 3-year old in my trunk. Q: what is yellow, blue, and green and at the botom of a pool?
A: the same baby two weeks later. Q: what do ya call a dead baby wrapped in fur?
A: A wall mount trophy Q: what is yellow and blue and at the bottom of a pool?
A: a dead baby with slashed floaties Q: What's small and pink and flies around the room?
A: Dead baby with a punctured lung. Q: How do you make a 6-year old girl cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy. Q: What do ya call a dead baby immersed in tequila?
A: A party favor Q: whats the difference between a dead baby on a trampoline and one that isn't
A: the one on the trampoline bounces higher Q: what do you call an aborted dead baby at 3 months?
A: A Scooby snack Q: What do ya call a dead baby with spread legs?
A: A miget's blow up doll Q: What do ya call a dead baby with its mouth open?
A: A pedophile's Dream come true. Q: why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
A: it was hit by a truck. Q: What do ya call a dead baby without a lower jaw?
A: A Bottle Opener Q: What is red and creeps up your leg
A: a homesick abortion Q: What do yas call a dead baby's arm?
A: A miget's backscratcher... Q: why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
A: to see its expression Q: What is red and dances all around?
A: a baby on a barbecue. Q: what do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs thats laying on your porch?
A: Matt. Q: What's red and pink, red and pink, red and pink?
A: A baby with a razorblade Q: What do yas call a dead baby on a silver platter?
A: The Main Course. Q: What's green and red, green and red, green and red?
A: The same baby two weeks later. Q: how many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
A: Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes Q: why do you put the baby in head first?
A: to see his lil feet clench up as you turn it on. Q: What do ya call dead baby bodily fluids?
A: Hand soap. Q: What's red, sits in the front of mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler. Q: Whats red and white and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
(If on a diet use only one scoop)
A2: Take your foot off its head. Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on the window?
A: A baby in the microwave. Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken. Q: What is more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
A: Pulling them off. Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks. Q: How do you know when you hit a live one?
A: The pitchfork shakes Q: What's small, red, and can't turn around in hallways?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head. Q: What do you call a hollowed out pair of conjoined dead babies?
A: A Picnic basket. Click here for more |
